Mr. Edwards is now Noodle11. Noodle is a nickname that was bestowed upon him shortly after his birth. He often resembled a wet limp noodle after nursing. Noodle has continued to fit him through the years now mainly due to the gray matter that resides inside that head of his. 11 represents his current age.
Mr. Garvey is now Politician9. Politician because he is always composed and confident. He can work a room like nobody's business. The 9 is because well he is currently 9.
Mr. Laura is now Lashes7. Thanks to some incredible genes on his father's side of the family, he has the longest, thickest eyelashes ever seen on any living creature except for possibly his cousin K. who is also blessed in the eyelash department from the same gene pool. I guess by now you know what the 7 is for.
Mary is now Collector7. Collector because she likes to keep collections of things. These collections range from typical to quite bizarre such as fingernail clippings and pepperoni from her pizza. I did veto the pepperoni collection. The dogs were very much in favor of this.
Miss Almanzo is now SonicBoom5. Politician9 bestowed this nickname upon his sister due to the amazing volume she can get out of such a compact, tiny body. She is no shrinking violet that is for sure. You know when she is in the house, unfortunately so do the neighbors up and down the street.
Pa will now be Farmer or Daddy or Geek or Mr. Fix-it or The Greek or some such appropriate label. His age shall remain undisclosed because it depresses him. Actually depresses is too strong of a word. Mentally he just hasn't kept up with all of the years he is piling on. When he hears his current age, he always thinks that someone has accidentally reversed the digits. This will only be a problem for one more year. After that, there will be a year where reversing the digits has no effect and after that he will be glad to be his current age rather than the age if the digits are reversed. That is until he hits the big Five-OH then reversing the digits looks good again for awhile.
And finally there is the newest cast member, now with us for just under 2 months. He shall be known as Nugget or Baby A or Baby McDreamy or on rare occasions FussBucket.
